Drinks

Drinking is a very important aspect of Lowemannzeit, and if you are not drinking then you are against the Norgenchewer.

History

Now, let's be serious for a moment. Binge drinking is a real problem in our society and it causes all manner of woes. But it is absolutely crucial that you drink at Lowemannzeit so that it seems less crap than it actually is. Plus, remember: being drunk is like time travel for poor people. Who knows when and where you'll wake up?

Let's start with the basics:

Alcoholic Drinks

Beer

Australia

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We all know that Lowemannzeit has ficticious Germanic origins (did you know that it probably began in Fictional Germany?) so beer is a big factor here. Any beer will do, but for the Australians Crown Lager is recommended because it's big, gold and it has a crown on it. That's Lowemannriffic and Lionmantastic!

USA/Canada

  • Rogue Brewery has an Oregon Golden Ale. Its also rated as a top 10 beer on several lists and won the world beer championships two years running.
  • Magic Hat has a seasonal pink beer to rustle your hair, and your masculinity called Wacko.

Wine

But if wine is more your bag there are options too! On the home front, our sassy lush at the International Lowemannzeit Preservation Foundation says:

"Just in case you come from more noble origins - or in case the smell of beer takes you right back to those long and queasy post-beer college days - wine is an appropriate Norgenbeverage. The sparkling gold of a nice chardonnay (or champagne!) fits right in with festivities. But what about the pink, you might say? Rose! Having never tried rose I'm unsure about it's drinkability, but it's PINK, and that's all that matters."

Maybe even port is appropriate too. Port. It opens portals.

Spirits

But your options for embarrassing/damaging yourself don't end there. If you really want to get exotic and spend an exorbitant amount of money why not make some Norgen Gigantic Cocktails.

* FURIOUS PORTALCAT
* TIME FUCKER
* TIME FUCKER WITH GRAPEFRUIT AND A LITTLE LESS VODKA
* GOLDEN DEPP FACE

Non-Alcoholic Drinks

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