Get Ready for Lion Man Time!

Lowemannzeit is the special holiday when The Norgenchewer, an unfeasibly attractive man-faced golden lion with a magic scorpion tail travels through a sizzling pink time portal to deliver a ring of presents in your home and/or eat your kids. It's a very magical time and even better than Christmas, but if you're christian and feel kind of weird about that then please don't be alarmed because Jesus is totally cool with it.

Lowemannzeit takes place on the first Saturday of June for the rest of your life.

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